Bid for a chance at a night out with the squirmy wormy bastard himself. He's an 8'6" alien fur-worm with more tongue than talent and an appreciation for romance. Would he treat you right? Could he get those sparks a-flyin'? Does he kiss on the first date? The answer to all of these questions is an unequivocal yes!

Give Squirmly a chance to treat you right!

And if you'd like to see more art of Squirmly: https://e621.net/posts?tags=squirmly_%28scruffythedeer%29